"SEXY" Never Left...

KushCash.com placed in the WebWare's top 100!

2007-05-24T22:24:00.000-07:00

Please vote for us everyday - it'll only take a second!

http://www.webware.com/html/ww/100/2007/mobile.html

Pet Store

2007-05-01T14:15:00.000-07:00

If we were all puppies
than this office
would be our shredded newspaper

Eva Longoria pics - back by popular demand!!!

2007-04-13T15:11:00.000-07:00

Oh, Eva - my love! You are KushCash's #1 Celeb :) Gorgeous!!!

Thanks to The Superficial for hosting the pics!

Monster Energy Drink and KushCash...

2007-04-09T13:04:00.000-07:00

(Eva Longoria pics below)

Three cheers for the Monster Energy Drink crew who recently took a tour of the KushCash offices in Aliso Viejo, California and met some of the KushCash Crew!

Monster dropped off free cases of KushCash’s favorite, Monster’s Khaos drink!

Kushcash was stoked to finally meet the Monster Crew and we thank them very much for their time!

We’ll see you soon!

Excellent KushCash Article On Venture Beat...

2007-04-06T12:35:00.000-07:00

Venture Beat KushCash Article Here!

Talking about the Spare Change Program and making extra money through Kushcash and a bunch of other stuff that'll make you feel warm in your hidden parts.

No Eva Longoria mention, though. (EVA LONGORIA PICS ARE BELOW!!!!)

Thanks,
Venture Beat!

What The Wardrobe Was To Narnia - KushCash Is To Mobile Payments...

2007-04-03T11:19:00.000-07:00

Send and receive money via Kushcash.com or through your mobile phone! You heard it right, doody...

Happy B-day to my Favi Star

2007-03-16T14:18:00.000-07:00

Oh, Eva - my love! You are KushCash's #1 Celeb :) Gorgeous!!!

Thanks to The Superficial for hosting the pics!

Neat Program...

2007-03-16T13:33:00.001-07:00

KushCash has welts the size of kittens but the hearts of Lions...

2007-03-12T12:31:00.000-07:00

Big thanks to http://www.hollywoodsports.com for having us!

The KushCash crew off to the slaughter...

Yes, dirty but handsome.

PWND!

The KushCash Spare Change Program

2007-03-08T11:05:00.000-08:00

Thought I should be a little business-like a least a small bit every once in a while. If you wound up here by accident, why don't you take a second to learn about The KushCash Spare Change Program? Basically, you make money off of new users that you sign up. You can seriously make a lot of money and there's no hang ups to it. All you have to do is sign up your friends and family and make a percentage off of their transaction fees. That's it. thank you. I love you.

Expect a lot of welts in the office come Monday...

2007-03-07T10:46:00.000-08:00

The KushCash crew will be here this Friday. A lot of the guys have never gone paintballing before. I can just hear the yelps of pain and surprise over the horizon...

Thanks, Hollywood Sports Park!

Where Have All The Bees Gone?

2007-03-06T18:38:00.000-08:00

Did you hear about how millions of bees across the world have dissapeared?
What is it? Al-Qeada? Temporal rifts in the fabric of reality? Bee SARS? Insectoid Bee Flu? Rising honeycomb rents?

I shouldn't joke -

But I will...

That's what I do.

Office Pranks...

2007-03-02T15:26:00.001-08:00

http://www.squidoo.com/OfficePranks/

Multi Pass!

2007-03-02T13:31:00.000-08:00

Remind me that next time I spend seven bucks on a salad that it better have either gold flakes sprinkled on it or Milla Jovovich dressed as Leelo delivering it.

Thanks.

1.21 Jigawatts...

2007-02-27T17:17:00.000-08:00

One of these days, when I look like Doc Brown from Back To The Future (minus the brilliant mind and dog named Einstein), I'll have no one to blame but myself.

Yo, that's sick...

2007-02-27T09:39:00.000-08:00

I'm back and not feverish (much) anymore. Did anybody miss me?

(crickets chirp)

An Official Announcement From KushCash.com...

2007-02-20T10:43:00.000-08:00

Effective as of today, Kushcash.com will be dropping Britney Spears as our official Mobile Payment spokesperson. We feel that it is necessary for us to sever our professional relationship with her and wish Miss Spears luck in the future.

Thank you,

The KushCash Team

i Might Regret Posting This By 2morrow Morning...

2007-02-16T01:45:00.000-08:00

And yes, it sucked. It was a weird MSN Lost vs. Survivor thing.

My fault. I erased it.

So..I'll post this to make up for it.....

Optimus Prime 2007!!!

Alfalfa Hates Darla...

2007-02-13T13:07:00.000-08:00

Happy Hallmark Day tomorrow!

Do you remember how to skip?

2007-02-09T17:19:00.000-08:00

You know, "skipping"...

hop skip hop la la head tilting back and forth, flowers in hand preferably to school in an old wooden building - huh?

No, seriously I was walking back to the office down the long empty hallway, because it's Friday and thought to myself, "Self? This would be a good hallway to skip across."

So I started to a little, but was afraid to fully commit because...why? Seriously, I mean, what was I afraid of? Falling? There wasn't anybody around. I'm not wary of anyone questioning my sexuality because I'm comfortable in my hetero/metrosexual skin and I bet macho men skip by themselves when the wife goes to sleep - but maybe I was afraid that skipping really doesn't serve a purpose unless you're Laura Ingalls from Little House On The Prairie. Maybe I stopped because when you're older, anything that expends more energy than necessary is definitely a no-no because we need to conserve our energy should the young ones decide to eat us or shuffle us off to convalescent homes.

And then when I got back inside the office, I wanted to ask everybody if they remembered how to skip but they we're all talking about something wonderful KushCash development-wise, so I didn't mention anything. I imagined that an office full of guys and and girls skipping around desks would be funny and maybe the equivalent of when you ask a right-handed person to throw a baseball with their left hand. Many yuk yuks usually ensue.

So, here I am now, hunched over and pecking away on the KushCash blog with "The Sexy Never Left" title that I should change, because now it's not as funny, if it was ever at all.

And that's all folks. It's Friday at 5:32 in the p.m., in the O.C., 02/09/07 in the "21C".

Stick a fork in me - I'm done.

Poochie, indeed...

2007-02-09T12:23:00.000-08:00

ううむ。いい質問だ。どうやって巨人を倒すか？　実はわれわれはそんなことには取り組まない。少なくとも今は。遠くから戦士を訓練することができるのに、いきなり膨れ上がった敵の大部隊に立ち向かう必要はないだろう。KushCashが提供しようとしているのは全然別物だ。そう、もちろん、ユーザーはKushCashをありとあらゆる商品の販売や個人間の取り引きに使ってくれていて、ありがたいと思ってる。しかしKushCashが本当に提供したいのはPaypalのような巨人やその他マイナーなライバルが提供できないもの、個性とか使いやすさ、フレッシュなシステムなどだ。今のモバイルでの支払いのマーケットはまるで白黒の高校生活映画みたいに退屈だ。われわれはそこへいくと、年度の途中で現れたハンサムでスマートな転校生みたいなもの。そう、それに型破りだ。ママを大切にして夕食にはきちんと家に帰るけれど、夜になればズキューン！とドラグレーサーに変身する。われわれはこの種のサービスとして初めてネットワークによるソーシャル金融サービス（*1）を提供することが自慢だ。それとは別にKushCashは現在のサービスに満足していないユーザーに大いに魅力があるはず。Paypal Mobileと同じように機能して、もっと簡単に、ユーザーフレンドリーに使えて、Paypalなんかと同じくらい安全でプライバシーも守られたサービスを求めるユーザーはたくさんいる。現在までユーザーからの反応は上々だ。ユーザーにはサーファーもいれば銀行もいる。ベビーシッターもいる。みんながKushCashをビジネスとソーシャル金融に利用している。

Do Androids Dream Of Text Revisions?

2007-02-06T17:00:00.000-08:00

I don't dream of anything on a regular basis except for bees that speak human and being trapped in a dungeon with a taller version of Eva Longoria - but I've seriously been, lately, having a ton of dreams dealing with typos, bad syntax and grammatical errors.

And if it's a particularly bad night, I have a recurring nightmare ivolving Eva Longoria, but with a bee's head, hitting me in the knuckles over and over in a dungeon as I type this post that you're reading right now...

KushCash Award Of The Day!

2007-02-06T12:23:00.000-08:00

"Solar power in the Sunshine State -- sounds like a winner to us! The town of Dania, Florida has taken a page from Treehugger, and decided that solar-powered street lights would be a good investment, considering the threat of hurricane-caused power outages. Dania will invest $1 million in the improvements, and city officials believe that's money well-spent after the power outages caused by 2005's Hurricane Wilma."

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/02/florida_town_in.php

I Regret Bringing In Connect Four - Because I'm Statistically about 50/50...

2007-02-06T10:37:00.000-08:00

Also, the new Bloc Party album comes out today - Nice.

http://www.blocparty.com/

Secret OC Spot Taken The Other Day...

2007-01-31T13:29:00.000-08:00

~ Click on the pic to enlarge ~

Tasha inebriated with KushCash

2007-01-30T10:51:00.000-08:00

More KushCash for the pushin'

2007-01-30T10:00:00.000-08:00

Hmmm...I don't really know if that title made any sense. But I'm allowed to not make sense more than I normally don't make sense. See? Did that last sentence make sense also?

Joey just answered his phone and said, "Sizzler!"

That's pretty funny.

Funnier than me right now.

There are no "Take Backs" in blogging...

2007-01-26T10:45:00.000-08:00

That last post was seriously lame.

I Lose...

2007-01-26T10:41:00.000-08:00

I brought "Connect Four" into the office today and felt like a dork walking from the parking lot. But you just wait until I become the KushCash King of Konnect Kfour Ktoday.

Must work now.

Kbye.

?

2007-01-23T22:21:00.000-08:00

Ummm...I Don't Know.

2007-01-19T23:57:00.001-08:00

I had something from You Tube on here that I thought was pretty funny - but probably wasn't. It was kind of scary, a buff guy in a competition doing the robot. See? Now you want to see it now, huh?

Oh well, it's not anybody's here.

You know you don't really have any readers yet when nobody comments on the buff guy doing the robot.

Good Thing?

2007-01-16T09:34:00.001-08:00

Listened to a full CD's worth of disco on the way to work.

Wonder Twin Powers - ACTIVATE!

2007-01-12T16:21:00.000-08:00

The Keitai as Lifestyle Infrastructure...

2007-01-12T14:26:00.000-08:00

Love your thumbs.

You'll need them, America.

Fugazi Versus Kushcash...

2007-01-08T23:32:00.000-08:00

Fugazi Always Wins...

Vrooom...

2007-01-05T11:46:00.000-08:00

Ugh. I've got enough gas to drive to Pittsburgh.

I feel unwanted...

2007-01-04T20:28:00.000-08:00

Everytime I tell somebody about Kushcash, they get all interested.
But when I talk about myself, their eyes glaze over - and not in the good-wow-oh-gee-dreamy-way. More like a blind dog-with-cataracts-way.

Wait-what?

Did that make sense? Probably not.

Coffee?

2007-01-02T10:06:00.001-08:00

Yes, please.

Kushcash and 2007 – together again, for the very first time…

2006-12-29T10:29:00.000-08:00

I can hear it off in the distance...a faint rumbling behind the hills, like the gods on Mount Olympus all silently passing gas in unison, like a swarm of hungry locusts descending on a farmer’s wheat field, like a giant ice shelf the size of 11,000 football fields snapping free from Canada's Arctic – the beginning of a new year.

2006 was great. Bigfoot great. It was huge. Like, Rosie O’ Donnell’s head HUGE. Much happened. Much rocked. Much still to do.

Kushcash would like to wish you a Happy New Year and to remind you to keep it safe as humanly possible. So, no drunk-driving and no bottle rockets fired from your butt-crack.

We can’t wait to show you what we’ve got planned for 2007, and we’ll make sure to keep you posted on all of the amazing things that we’ve got coming up in the New Year!

And So, The Countdown Begins…

Peace,

Your friends at Kushcash.com

Besides Video Arcades - Was There Anything Good About The 80's?

2006-12-27T22:31:00.000-08:00

New Caprica Versus Used Caprica...

2006-12-26T09:38:00.000-08:00

Taken from the Blogger Beta homepage:

"I am overjoyed to announce that today we have o’ficially graduated the new version of Blogger from “in beta” to “.” Why is this significant? Allow me to explain via analogy:
Battlestar Galactica with Lorne Greene : Battlestar Galactica with Edward James Olmos :: Old Blogger : New Blogger"

If you're a geek - this is funny.

If not? Then...you can tell me what it's like to date a girl someday.

I don't know. It's a little early here at Kushcash. Me needs me coffee, meng.

Y I Suck

2006-12-22T09:49:00.000-08:00

Today is my girlfriend's birthday.

I woke her up excitedly at 6 a.m.,
gave her her present,
danced around and told her to call her mother.

Then we she did all that and wanted to go get breakfast burritos,
I pretended to be asleep.

That is why I suck.

No Mas X-Mas....

2006-12-19T09:47:00.000-08:00

Christmas shopping's all done. So, no more going around to stores collecting stuff that my girlfriend will pretend to like and forget about by this time next year.

Yaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Converse...

2006-12-18T14:44:00.000-08:00

The shoe - not meaning "to speak with another".

Seriously though, If you're wearing Converse when it's this chilly outside - just wearing a Bounce fabric softener sheet over your bare feet might actually make your toes feel warmer than wearing Converse.

Brrrr.

Yoooowwwwwww!!!

2006-12-15T16:03:00.000-08:00

You ever think that the way that you feel right now will later on, make you feel worse than you would normally feel?

Does that make sense?

Probably not.

It's Hard For Me To Even Get Out Of Bed...

2006-12-14T21:37:00.000-08:00

Yooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Mmmm...swine.

2006-12-12T08:53:00.000-08:00

I would eat a donut right now if it wasn't glazed and sweet and if you took out the dough and replaced it with bacon and eggs and a nice cold Coca Cola.

Bad Robot...

2006-12-11T13:59:00.000-08:00

I have not bought one Christmas present yet.

He's Going To Be Mad Today...

2006-12-08T10:02:00.000-08:00

Don't ever forget to sign out of your MySpace account when you're drinking at my house.

And yes, I will change your profile song to New Kids On The Block.

2006-12-07T15:02:00.000-08:00

If you see me writing:

Don't ask me what I'm writing.
Say, "Hey!"
Scare me.
Read what I'm writing.
Throw something on my desk.
Wait for me until I'm "finished."
Say, "Oops! I'll come back. Keep on writing what you were writing."

If you see me writing:

Walk right past me.
Slip slowly away like a ninja wearing anti-gravity boots and an Elven Cloak Of Invisibility.
Leave me flowers and chocolates and tiny, pinky-sized twelve pack bottles of beer.
Give me the respect that I deserve as a concentrating genius, take quiet notes with a rubber pencil on a very soft pad of un-scratchy paper. You're watching literary history, soak it in.
Don't think I'm faking being busy if I'm doing nothing but staring at a Word document. I'm thinking - which is writing, but just in its teething stages. Huh?
Slip a dollar in my pocket without me noticing. Thanks for that, brutha.

If you see me writing:

It's perfectly okay to disregard all of these guidelines only, and I say ONLY if......you're totally hot.

Rodney Mullen Loves Sarah Brown Loves Dr. Egon Spengler...

2006-12-06T14:35:00.000-08:00

In The Greek Panthenon of skateboarding I would think Rodney Mullen would be, like Apollo. Maybe Mike valley would be Ares. Zeus? That'd take more time to think through...

Not the best or worst choice of music in this video - but Rodney Mullen really does kick all kinds of crotch in it. Darkslides and tricks that don't really have names.

Also, I just gave Sarah Brown of Que Sera Sera, a link to The Real Ghostbusters cartoon episode script where they fight Cthulhu.

Hey, I'm a big nerd. But she asked, man.

Wii-mote crash injury Nintendo remote crash is my title in the hopes for more readers...

2006-12-05T09:26:00.000-08:00

Joe Escalante of The Vandals fame DJ'ing every morning on 103.1 FM?

Nice.

Crispin Glover as a guest on Steve Jones' of The Sex Pistols show on Thursday night?

Even better.

It's Officially The Weekend...

2006-12-01T23:52:00.000-08:00

So, why am I writing about you guys missing:

The wrestling match in J's office.

Footballs, once again, hitting Shash in the head.

Something about a Sugar Ray party.

Our hard work.

Everybody eating without me and me forced to go to Taco Bell.

Me jamming up the Coke machine with one measly dime and not telling anybody about it.

Me getting FREE! hot water for my first time in one of those automated coffee things with the trap doors - does this make sense?

Missing our XBOX 360 because it's broken.

Me working hard.

Me coming back into the office after going to the bathroom and finding everybody laughing with tears in their eyes about something that I wasn't around for.

Barking spiders.

Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang...

2006-12-01T09:40:00.000-08:00

I should not be driving. Seriously. I have no right to be on the road. I don't even need to talk on a cell phone to make me drive badly, all I need is me. Old, 95 yr. old man versus Mr. KushCash? Old man wins. Thank you.

Somebody In This Office Is Really Sad That Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson Divorced. Seriously - He's Like, Totally Bummed Out...

2006-11-29T14:39:00.000-08:00

But I won't point to the guy whose name starts with an "S" out.

Been too busy to be a consistent dork on this blog. We've got a lot happening at Kushcash, though - cool stuff not just for us - cool stuff for you, for the world, for Hulk Hogan and for Britney and Paris, especially.

Constantly Unclever...

2006-11-27T15:15:00.000-08:00

I just wrote a post about brain organization in Humpback Whales but got sidetracked trying to cleverly work in an obscure "Lambert The Sheepish Lion" reference. I ended up erasing everything because it's one thing to write about stuff that nobody else will get but you - but when you don't even get what you're trying to say - give it up, self.

Dude...

2006-11-22T14:01:00.000-08:00

Standing in front of the sink in a public restroom with soap-lathered hands, waiting for the water to turn on and then realizing that the faucet's not automatic.

Seriously - how many times have I done this?

Hulk Smash...

2006-11-21T15:44:00.000-08:00

We throw Nerf footballs around here a lot.

Fast.

I hunch down in my seat sometimes with a magazine on top of my head.

Piano Concerto No. 23 in A Minor, K. 488: II. Adagio 5:56 Alberto Lizzio, Mozart Festival Orchestra & Svetlana Stanceva

2006-11-20T22:12:00.000-08:00

I'm at that point where I've been warming up to do some big projects -but in the course of it, have gotten so distracted that my focus is all shot to poop.

First three people that comment here or that sign-up for KushCash or leave a comment on our MySpace - get a t-shirt. Yesh, you do.

I can wait...

I mean, I just started this - I've got time.

And I'm young and sexy.

Or young, at least.

UPDATE - t-shirts claimed, thanks. Kush

Tasha Is A Black Belt...But Who Cares About That?

2006-11-18T22:26:00.000-08:00

She really loved her KushCash t-shirt and hat.

See how happy she is?

Hmmm...might've been the booze, though.

This Post Is Not About Lunch...

2006-11-17T14:32:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I think so much and write so much that by the time I get home I get all Boo Radley mixed with Jack Nicholson's character in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest after the frontal lobotomy. I'm depleted, spent and smoking like a fired shotgun shell. I shuffle slowly around the house and bump into walls. Children and pets scurry away, plants wilt in my presence and flies drop dead, mid-flight. I blame all of this on writing and my over-taxed brain.

Sounds like a good excuse, at least.

Wheat Bread With Oatmeal In It...

2006-11-16T16:37:00.000-08:00

I know it's horrible - but, even with all of the starving people in the world - I still can't finish the sandwich that my girlfriend made me for lunch. Healthy = it tastes like what a preschool art project would taste like. Oh, what's a preschool art project taste like, you ask? Blahggghhrrrmppphh! That's what.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet...

2006-11-14T14:10:00.000-08:00

There were about five different things that I was going to write about but I ended up getting so distracted that I forgot them all. I lost a friggin' HUGE document that I was working on, but "J" and "S" helped me find it again. And yes, I DID have my auto-save set - but I was un-installing a bunch of dumb, Yahoo crap and then my computer automatically restarted and I lost what I'd been working on for the last couple of hours. Anyway...that was an amazingly boring and typical story, wasn't it? That really sucked.

I've walked out of the grocery store without my groceries a couple of times. I ask people the same questions repeatedly because I have a horrible memory and I'm rude. I once was at my front door and panicked because I couldn't find my house keys. I patted my pockets in horror, trying to think back to when I last had them. Dude. In my running car. I'm serious. My car was still running. I've waited tables and would sometimes catch myself thinking too far ahead to try to get everything on task. So, this would mean that I'd sometimes catch myself in the walk-in freezer with a customer's hot food or walk past a table and end up with their drinks in the kitchen. Yes, I know. I suck.

But, I know an amazing amount of information about comic books. Yeah.

It Smells Like Something's Burning In Here. Seriously.

2006-11-10T13:36:00.000-08:00

This is a written by ME. I work at KushCash and will be blogging about things here and there but mostly I'll just be making fun of things...not about the company or the people that work here because we're perfect and have nothing anybody could make fun of. Seriously, we look like movie stars and smell really nice. Also, ask me questions about KushCash. Anything. Rant, rave, tell me you love me. I'll be posting regularly and will always get back to you. Always. After lunch.

Hmmm....

2006-11-10T12:16:00.000-08:00

So, I wrote that post below to put on our MySpace site and then realized that we don't have a link to our MySpace blog on our profile. Did that make sense? So, anyway - I just copied what I wrote on that and put it here.

KushCash Versus The World...

2006-08-29T15:01:00.000-07:00

We win.

Man, we've been super busy rockin' and rollin', pimpin', primpin', and just plain smokin' - cuz' we've been all over the place.

This is just the beginning, folks. You WON'T believe what we've got on the horizon.
It won't be a frontal assault when we change your world - it'll be more like a complete and total planetary annihilation. The world as you know it will cease to exist.

Enter...a new world...

The world of KushCash.

KushCash will change the way you do...EVERYTHING!